• To The Downfall of Evil excerpts

    Paper Cigarbox Ukuleles Cartoon Bears Friendheart Crust Lady Butterbots & Spiderdroids Unlikely Friends Pushpin Owls Campfire Vampire Chickens & Dinosaurs Pretty Hard to be a Person Weeble & Peanut The Magic of Friendship Dragons & Monsters Camera Heart Rainbow Valentine Fire Tornado
  • Heart-on-a-Sleeve Songs

    Another Love Song Cupcakes & Art Fast Fire Guitar Hero Fever Heart Binoculars Heart Like Popcorn Hippies Don't Wed Let It Be (cover) Mississippi Muppet Wedding Song Palm Down Pipe Cleaner Boy Postcard Remember Rose & Galen Rusted Robot Cheeks Swan Song Time is a Cupcake
  • Songs for Kids 'n' Humans

    The Jonas Brothers Aren't The Ukulady Ladybug Mushroom The Magic of Friendship Psyched Spooky Mummy Worm Song
  • Jingles & Theme Songs

    Barkley Theme Song Cutie's Theme Fat Kids Love Candy Friendship Air Happy Anniversary Happy Anniversary #4 Happy Anniversary Leah & Jamie Happy Birthday Jingle Happy Birthday Pookie Happy Father's Day Happy Happy Happy Happy Mother's Day Happy Mother's Day 2 Itsy Bitsy Spider & Mr. Fly Jingle for Angie Quill & Porcupine Robots Drink Hot Cocoa Roller Skate Fever Swift Cola The OG's Theme Song
  • Novelty & Comedy Songs

    Apartment Envy Bed Car Cartoon Heart Child of the 80's Even Evil Robots Love It Eye Candy Ghosts at the Post Office Kiss Mittens Ode to Arrested Development Tea & Cup Too Hot for Kneesocks Unstoppable Lunch

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  • Contact for Booking and Rates
  • Personal Songs, Jingles, Theme Songs & Singing Telegrams via Phone or Skype!

    Eliminate Gift-Giving Anxiety and give your Special Meep Peep the gift of a very Special, Magical personalized jingle! 

    What better Gift for the Music ‘n’ Comedy Enthusiast Adult or Child who has everything than a Personal Song and/or Video? 

    Give the gift of a personalized Ukulady jingle for Birthdays, Anniversaries, Weddings, Holidays, Valentines, Present-Day, Graduations, I Love You Day, Proposals & more!


    The Ukulady is available to perform Singing Telegrams in Southern California, in person and via telephone or skype anywhere in the world!!


    • Personal Jingles-Theme Songs-Singing Telegrams: $125
    • Personal Video with Jingle: $150
    • Singing Telegram via phone: $150
    • Voiceovers: Rates Negotiable

    * Rates vary depending on client and project

    Contact for Booking and Rates

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  • Management

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